Want

This is like WOW.

2GB USB drive based on "Jaguar" and "Taigatron" of the Transformers universe.

Available from NCSX.

For a good time, call 555 0917

Good point. I should stop writing my friends' number in toilets.

Hydnellum Peckii

Also known as the bleeding tooth fungus and is best known for "bleeding" a red liquid.

via wiki

How To Make Enemies

Picture should be self-explanatory, unless you have been living under a rock or recently cryogenically unfrozen.

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Recent internet phenomena. Read about it on BBC.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Available from Amazon.